Kerry’s Pets
⚠︎ NAUGHTY PET
⚠︎ Farrah’s crimes include multiple counts of precipitated hostile takeovers of her owners’ laps in search of warmth and petting, in perpetuity.
Evan’s Pets
Evan has no pets currently, but the feral cat that used to hang out in his back yard is fondly remembered.
Julia’s Pets
⚠︎ NAUGHTY PET
⚠︎ Tango has been charged with assault and battery against Bard. Jazz orchestrated it all, but we can’t prove it.
ZVMike’s Pets
ZVMike’s pets have all crossed the rainbow bridge.
Nick’s Pets
⚠︎ NAUGHTY PET
⚠︎ Lisa is just a bitch. She’s the receptionist that should have retired ten years ago, but stays around just to spite people.
Drumlord’s Pets
Step-pets and fuzzy siblings
⚠︎ NAUGHTY PET
⚠︎ Obi has a fetish for licking braided USB cords. Rehab has not been effective. He is also a perpetual thief of human clothing.